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World Without
Heroes
Posted: June
11, 2004
By
Kevin Forest Moreau, Fallen Hero
Right at this moment, it's a difficult time for people who believe in
heroes. It's not hard to tune your antennae to a host of signals to that
effect, scattered across our cultural and sociological bandwidths:
Ray Charles and Ronald Reagan, both respected and beloved
figures held in the highest esteem in their fields, have both died in
the past week. The images of abuse and degradation at the Abu Ghraib
prison in Iraq recently ignited a firestorm of indignation by
politicians and media types, shaking some peoples' faith in the
time-tested American ideal that says that we respect and honor our
troops, no matter our feelings about the war they're engaged in.
I'm not here today to memorialize Ray Charles -- not that he's not
deserving of it. He was a great performer who wrote some timeless songs
and had a true gift for mining beautiful music from pain and heartbreak.
But we won't be lacking for Ray Charles tributes, and although some
detractors of this site might disagree, I pride myself on keeping silent
when I don't have anything significant to add to a discussion.
Nor is this column intended to discuss the legacy of Ronald Reagan. This
isn't a political site, after all, and thus it's not a forum for my
thoughts and feelings on our 40th president. But he was a hero to many,
and the massive outpouring of grief this week brings home the notion
that we as a nation, regardless of our individual situations or beliefs,
are suffering through a constant reduction of people we can look up to.
And since this is an entertainment site, I just happen to have a couple
of pop-cultural examples handy, including one, oddly enough, from the
world of television.
And no, before you get excited, I'm not talking about Friends.
(Am I the only one who thinks that the end of that series is actually a
check in the good column? Now if only Everybody Loves Raymond
would hurry up and die.) And I'm not talking about
American Idol either, so stand down: There'll be no fresh barrage of
ridiculous hate mail today. No, I'm talking about the overlooked
Angel, and in particular the overlooked Wesley Wyndham-Price, who (Spoiler
Alert!) met his untimely end in the series' grim finale.
What?!, I hear you thinking to yourself. But bear with me. Wesley
(Alexis Denisof) began as a stuffy, officious prick on Buffy the
Vampire Slayer; his supercilious manner was an attempt to make up
for the fact that he was a bundle of self-conscious awkwardness. When he
moved over to Angel after having been fired by the Watchers' Council, he
was still nerdy, tongue-tied and clumsy, but being cast out on his own,
and taking up with a vampire on a Quixotic mission to help others,
agreed with him. Angel was a show about redemption (watching Angel
attempt to atone for centuries of evil; watching Cordelia blossom from a
shallow bitch into a world-saving champion), and charting Wesley's
progress from a bumbling milquetoast to a confident leader and capable
magician and warrior was one of the series' most rewarding facets.
In a way, I identified with Wesley the same way I did with
Clay Aiken: Both, in their way, are examples of geekiness redeemed.
Well, granted, Clay is still pretty geeky (Uh-oh! Bring on that hate
mail!), but, as with Wesley, it was a treat during Idol's second
season (the only one I've ever watched; let's just say there was a girl
involved) to watch him break out of his ugly-duckling shell and mature
(or at least change) before our eyes. Anyway, as upsetting as Wesley's
death was, it was the ultimate redemption: He died fighting the good
fight, knowing there was a good chance he wouldn't survive.
The second entertainment figure on today's list isn't quite a hero, but
he has matured over the past couple of decades into an impressively
gifted actor. Too bad he's decided to chuck all of that in the trash for
a paycheck. Yes, Bill Murray, I'm talking about you. I think I
speak for half of America -- the correct half -- when I say: How
could you? I'm referring here to Murray's decision to lend his vocal
talents to the title role in the big-screen adaptation of Garfield,
which opens today.
There's a strange kind of synchronicity that the movie opens within a
week of Ronald Reagan's death: As someone (I believe it was the
cartoonist Lynda Barry) once adroitly commented in The Comics Journal,
Garfield -- an obese, self-absorbed feline who delights in picking on
others and champions laziness as the highest virtue -- is a perfect
personification of the "Greed is good" excesses of the Reagan '80s; not
for nothing is it known as the "Me Decade."
This isn't to say that actors can't lend their voices to animated
features: Orson Welles' last role, you may recall, was in the
Transformers movie, and no one's claiming that that invalidates his
contributions to the cinematic arts. But Garfield is a different
animal. There are two kinds of people in this world: People who despise
the Garfield comic strip, and people who can't be trusted with
their own opinions. It doesn't matter which camp Bill Murray falls into;
it doesn't matter what his politics are. What matters is that he's now a
part of the Garfield franchise. Bill, the movie's got Breckin
freakin' Meyer in it, for crying out loud! I mean, come on!
When
Lost in Translation started racking up all that (mostly deserved)
buzz, there was all this talk about how difficult Bill Murray could be
to pin down for a role, how discerning and hermit-like he was, how it
was almost impossible to get him to commit to a project. To that I say:
Fucking Hogwash. If Charlie's Angels didn't invalidate that myth,
Garfield kills it once and for all and kicks dirt on its grave.
And it's much harder now to feel bad for Murray for not getting the
Oscar for Best Actor. (I was actually pulling for you there, Bill.)
There's no gray area here, no room for ambiguity. Garfield is
crap, and Bill Murray has tarnished his reputation by associating
himself with it. What's next, Ian McKellen and Dame Judi Dench in The
Lockhorns? Patrick Stewart as Marmaduke? Tom Hanks and Emma
Thompson in Family Circus? No wonder it sometimes feels like
there's no one left to look up to. These are dark days indeed.


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