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The Stink of Flesh
Scott Phillips, USA, 2004
Rating: 3.3
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Posted:
August 29,
2005
I’ve seen many films, and each has left upon me some imprint, a piece of the
work that stays nestled deep within my subconscious. Now, so far, I have had
little difficulty in expressing exactly what that imprint was, be it good, or in
my line of work, usually very bad. Well, my friends, that streak is now
officially over. I have seen The Stink of Flesh. And yes, it has left an
imprint on me, but I have no idea what it is. It sits there like a thorn in my
mind and haunts me when times are quiet. Prepare yourself.
The film is a zombie story, of sorts, in that there are in fact zombies in
it. No time is wasted in letting us see them. Hell, they are shown while the
opening credits are rolling. We are quickly introduced to Matool (think of him
as a smaller version of The Rock). Matool carries around a hammer and gutter
nails. I myself would have chosen a rifle, but hey, that’s what freedom is all
about. He deals with the zombies by physically beating them, and then hammering
said gutter nails into their skulls. Risky? Yes. But man, it makes for an
awesome fight scene. Anyway, Matool is almost run over by a small pickup truck.
When he awakens from the encounter, he is bound in the bed of the vehicle and
ferried to a self-sufficient residence somewhere in outer wilds of New Mexico.
Here, Matool is expected to have sex with his captor’s wife. (Hey, apparently
open marriages are even immune to a zombie apocalypse!) It was at this point
that I got the distinct impression that this film was about to take an
unexpected turn. And turn it did. As Matool is “engaging” the wife, a very
creepy woman shuffles into the room, and begins to flog Matool with what appears
to be part of a Hot Wheels toy track. See what I mean? Matool tumbles from bed,
sees this woman and her malformed conjoined twin, which was pretty much a
set of teeth and eyes on the side of her body. You all have to be feeling
this! I ain’t even close to done.
Turns out that Matool’s captor, Nathan, keeps a female zombie chained up in a
small shed in the back. I’ll give you two guesses why he keeps her there. It
seems that open marriages also include the undead. In all fairness, the hottest
chick in the film was this zombie chick, and it's pretty bad when the best eye
candy is decomposing, but that’s not the point. I can no longer do adequate
justice to the film's sequence, so allow me to give you the recipe used to cook
this cinematic casserole surprise. The ingredients are:
1. Hammer toting semi-hero
2. Zombies
3. Hyper-zombies
4. Pedophile wearing a hat nicked from Jamiroquai’s personal collection
5. Husband who captures survivors to have sex with wife
6. Husband who has intercourse with really pissed off bound zombie
7. Woman with conjoined twin and infant genitalia
8. Man who examines random fecal matter on road to see if it came from zombie
9. Man who kisses malformed conjoined twin
Throw all these together and shake them up for about eighty-odd minutes, and
you have The Stink of Flesh. Unique? Oh yes, if nothing else, this
backyard cinema extravaganza is certainly unique. The odd thing is, the film is
competently executed. It is solidly edited and well lighted. I get the feeling
that the makers of this film are some very, very wild beings who have
probably left few avenues of depravity unexplored. Basically, a bunch of
New Mexico hedonists filmed their weekend exploits and had a few friends dress
up as zombies just to liven up the party. Hey, whatever strokes your feathered
boa, just don’t splash on me!
However, there is some genius in this, and it is not lost on me, even though
I’m having difficulty articulating what it all means. In a way, it’s like seeing
a picture of a nude Bea Arthur in front of a Van Gogh painting. It’s all a
question of whether you can see past the horror to appreciate the beauty. To be
honest, I’m still working through it.
I will give credit where it is due. Stink is like no other zombie film
you have ever seen. There are few movies around in which the zombies seem to be
the lesser of nature’s cruel, freakish plan. Here, they are. I can’t think of
any taboos that are left unviolated. I’m sure there was some form of bestiality
in the background when I was doing the umpteenth double-take at what I’d just
seen. Ya want freaks and zombies? Ya want to see what civilization would
look like if carnival oddities were the only survivors? Then Stink of Flesh
is indisputably the film for you. Why you would want to see these things is
between you and your therapist. Me, I got an excuse... a very low-paying excuse,
but an excuse nonetheless.


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