|Clemenza's Ratings Key:|
A Drop of Bliss: A film so good it makes you don a bee outfit (with stinger),
take to the streets and dance in front of strangers like the little girl in that
Blind Melon video.
4.0-4.9 = Touchdown!: A film that "scores" on all fronts and makes you say "Sweet" more than three times.
3.0-3.9 = Close, but no Cheeseburger: A film that fails to deliver all the goods, but still entertains.
2.0-2.9 = Box of Rocks: A film that suckers you into "opening the box" and then disappoints you with what's inside.
1.1-1.9 = Time Bandit: A film so bad it makes you realize how precious every second is, and that you've just been robbed of a couple of hours you'll never, ever, get back.
0.0-1.0 = Soul Scarring: Makes one question the very meaning of his or her existence on this terrestrial orb hurtling blindly through the fathomless, uncaring universe.