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Clemenza's Corner (Top
10 for November 2004)
Posted: November 24, 2004
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 Editor's
Note: Well, we finally got one letter -- one -- asking us to
discontinue Clemenza's monthly Top 10 column. Unfortunately, it was from
Clemenza's fringe-film-reviewing rival and sometime drinking buddy
Vincenzo, so of
course it doesn't count. Meanwhile, you folks get what you deserve --
more Clemenza. --
Kevin Forest Moreau, Perplexed Editor-in-Chief |
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 10.
In Minnesota, a high school debate went seriously awry, resulting in
one student being attacked by another student -- wielding a bat!!!
What a joy to see students taking school seriously again! |
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 09.
Lil' Kim recently spoke to a class at Syracuse University. What class, you
ask? Well, it turns out that the class was called ""Hip-Hop Eshu: Queen
B@#$H101 -- The Life and Times of Lil' Kim." And with this announcement,
the Fourth Horseman of the Apocalypse mounted his horse and said, "I
guess it's time." |
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 08.
In Tennessee, two women have alleged that their boss spanked them when
they made mistakes at work. As soon as Hooters adopts this policy, I
intend to apply for a supervisory position there. |
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 07.
An Egyptian man, upset because he had no sons, stabbed his seven daughters
and ended up killing four of them. When he does have a son, I'm guessing
discipline ain't gonna be a problem. |
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 06.
Okay. Man dies. Girlfriend is distraught and, per the man's wishes, buries
his ashes with a beer. Later, the woman digs up the ashes -- and
drinks the beer!!! Step aside, Romeo and Juliet: Here comes a new
love story for the ages! |
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 05.
Staying on the domestic front: A man recently attempted to put an
electrical cord into his wife's bath, in hopes that a near death
experience would "save the marriage." His theory was proven wrong when
his wife exited the tub and took a deadblow hammer to his left testicle.
Man -- some women just don't recognize cupid's arrows at all! |
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 04.
In California, a man tried to negotiate the price of tires at a local
Sears Auto Care Center by offering the clerk marijuana in exchange for
the rubber. That man? Ricky Williams. |
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 03.
From the "Guess He's An Atheist" Department: In Mississippi, a man rammed
a bulldozer into a local church just so he could stand among the ruins
and say, "Where's your messiah now?" |
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 02.
You've all heard about the incident during the recent Vibe magazine
awards. A scuffle broke out, and one man was stabbed, allegedly by the
rapper "Young Buck." Has the life of Ol' Dirty Bastard taught us
nothing? |
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Ozzy Osbourne recently attempted to apprehend an intruder who broke into
his home (headline: Ozzy Wrestles Thief). Who would try to break into
the Osbourne home? Turns out it was none other than the Burger King,
trying to sneak into Ozzy's bed and offer him a delicious breakfast
biscuit! Man, the first time I saw
that BK commercial, I knew it would lead to something like this. |
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