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10 for October 2006
Posted: October
20,
2006 Clemenza views the
Screech sex tape and weeps for the future of humanity. |
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10 for July 2006: Fatal Obsessions
Posted: July
25,
2006 Clemenza obsesses over
things sacred (Anna Falchi's derriere) and profane (Kim Jong Il's
bedroom prowess). |
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10 for 666
Posted: June
6,
2006 Clemenza gets born
again while considering the Number of the Beast. |
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10 for April 2006
Posted: April
25,
2006 Clemenza's thoughts
gets edited by an artificial intelligence -- and the results are
spectacular! |
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10 for March 2006
Posted: March
27,
2006 Sex tapes, robots,
Jennifer Tilly's rack, Scientologists -- or, as Clemenza calls it:
Monday! |
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10 for February 2006
Posted: February
22,
2006 Clemenza considers an
indecent proposal from Willie Nelson. |
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10 for January 2006
Posted: January
30,
2006 Clemenza attempts to
save humanity from open-mindedness. |
 2005
Clemmy Awards
Posted: January
06,
2006 Clemenza hands out his
annual awards and sums up the past year. |
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10 for November 2005
Posted: November
23,
2005 Clemenza obsesses over
fetishistic behaviors, scimitars and the sexual orientation of movie
franchise robots. |
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10 for October 2005
Posted: October
27,
2005 Clemenza obsesses over
balls of all size, shape and configuration. |
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10 for September 2005 -- Special Evacuation Observations Edition
Posted: September
24,
2005 Clemenza survives
Hurricane Katrina and lives to rant about it. |
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10 for August 2005
Posted: August
23,
2005 Clemenza inadvertently
posits the terrifying potential of... ATOMIC PANTS. |
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10 for July 2005
Posted: July
26,
2005 Clemenza couldn't care
less if a Brontosaurus is really a mislabeled Apatosaurus. |
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10 for June 2005
Posted: June
21,
2005 Clemenza ponders
unionized dolphins, tightening Canadian border security, and Fergie. |
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10 for May 2005
Posted: May
24,
2005 Star Wars,
Cambodian midget warriors and "The Whizzinator" highlight Clemenza's
latest Top 10. |
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10 for April 2005
Posted: April
23,
2005 In this month's Top 10,
actress Natasha Lyonne brings a whole new meaning to the term "puppy
love". |
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10 for March 2005
Posted: March
26,
2005 Clemenza imagines the
gravity-defying possibilities of a Lunar-based Hooters. |
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10 for February 2005
Posted: February
26,
2005 Clemenza goes
ape-crazy. And who are we to blame him? |
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10 for January 2005
Posted: January
24,
2005 Clemenza foretells the
rise of ASIMO. But is anyone listening? |
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10 for December 2004
Posted: December
23,
2004 Clemenza gazes
upon the innate awesomeness of the Monster Thickburger. |
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10 for November 2004
Posted: November
24,
2004 Clemenza bumps
into old friend Ozzy Osbourne. |
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10 for October 2004
Posted: October
19,
2004 Clemenza faces
his worst fear: The Burger King. |
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10 for September 2004
Posted: September
24,
2004 The B-movie
expert ponders animal cruelty, Verne Troyer's sex life and other related
subjects. |
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10 for August 2004
Posted: August
25,
2004 Clemenza stares
into the mirror, and sees the gulag that is his soul. |
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10 for July 2004
Posted: July
21,
2004 Clemenza has a
class reunion with the Sweathogs. |
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10 for June 2004
Posted: June
22,
2004 Clemenza gets a little too
chummy with Grimace. |
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10 for May 2004
Posted: May 20, 2004
Clemenza and Miles Thirst join forces to promote tasty
beverages. |
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10 for April 2004
Posted: April 7, 2004
Clemenza's admiration for American Chopper rears its ugly
head. |
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10 for 2003
Posted: March 19, 2004
Clemenza boils 2003 down to ten essential observations. |
